Surrender, you are entering the tunnel of cat love.

It's soft, it's warm, it's cat-a-tonic.
Some little known cat secrets: Cats are polka dotted under their fur.

        Cats refuse to play scrabble.
          Cats will pay your rent if you let them.
            Cats have not nine lives, but two: theirs and yours.

       Some cats make payoffs to flea gangs.
       C.A.T. stands for Clever Anatomical Tricks.
       Cats know how to cozy up.
                       Cats sleep circular.
                        Cats invented naps.
                          kiss your cat.
                            adopt a cat.....
              it will take over your life (and you won't mind)